How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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