READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
no, he came in my armpit
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
