i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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