Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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