I got chris browned last night
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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