so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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