Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Randomize
