Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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