why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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