absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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