They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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