come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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