Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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