I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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