AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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