guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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