why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I wear drunk well.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
His nipple licking is glorious
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