At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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