we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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