I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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