try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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