You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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