Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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