Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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