why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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