She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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