I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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