So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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