hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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