We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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