now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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