bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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