Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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