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Puke
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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