Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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