It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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