I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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