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say what?
wanna hang out?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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