im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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