I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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