I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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