While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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