try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Someone came in the potted fern
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
