Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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