dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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