i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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