Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
