please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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