Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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