Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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