Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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