The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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