i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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