Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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