i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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